everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.
Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.
Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
how is he not fired
I want to be Shane’s friend.
I aspire to be Shane
Shane is my hero for being able to do all of this and NOT be fired.
if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
They’re poisoning them early
Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now
This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.
This is beautiful
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
obama is fucking done with all this bullshit in that last gif