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zeldathemes
My mom thinks
I'm cool
plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

shrineart:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

druidkid:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? It’s always trying to keep you alive. It’s making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving it back.

nothingbutaduckling:

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

Shane is my hero for being able to do all of this and NOT be fired.

awgskarths:

so I got a text from a random number

awgskarths:

so I got a text from a random number

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

pleatedjeans:

via

pleatedjeans:

via

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

thatfunnyblog:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:


This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.


This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

danfreakindavis:

obama is fucking done with all this bullshit in that last gif

Once you’ve accepted your flaws no one can use them against you.
(via usinq)

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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